Yoshimizu Kagami Theater
Year 3, Class B?
Kuroi Sensei!
Yeah, yeah...
Oh, Konata.
Could I use your computer?
I need to type something up for my committee meeting next week.
Sure.
Let's see...
"I've been having some difficulties lately...
I've been a matron lately,
...but I should have it completed in time...
I've been having some difficulties lately,
I've been having some difficulties lately, but it's a mania transfer,
...I hope to speed it up a little...
I've been having some difficulties lately, but I should have it completed in time
I've been having some difficulties lately, but I should have it completed in time. I will be wearing drag,
but I'll avoid rushing it,
being mindful of the mood in the committee,
I've been having some difficulties lately, but I should have it completed in time. I hope to speed it up a little,
I've been having some difficulties lately, but I should have it completed in time. I hope to speed it up a little, but I'll avoid rushing it, being mindful of the fuinki (<- can't be converted for some reason) in the committee,
and I hope to discuss the details of each topic..."
I've been having some difficulties lately, but I should have it completed in time. I hope to speed it up a little, but I'll avoid rushing it, being mindful of the mood in the committee,
I've been having some difficulties lately, but I should have it completed in time. I hope to speed it up a little, but I'll avoid rushing it, being mindful of the mood in the committee, and I hope to have no dtld topics to die
Hey.
Wanna talk about this PC for a bit?
Other people's computers are hard things to use, Kagami.
A Delicate Line
I didn't check my inbox for 2-3 days,
and now it's megas full of mail!
I didn't think you were the type to receive many letters, Konata.
Sis...
You say such things so clearly...
Of course I get mail.
It might be because of the sites I visit,
but about 90% of these are annoying messages and spam.
I have a hard time responding to that, so let's not admit such things to a cop, 'kay?
But I always think,
it's amazing how these people always come up with such amusing titles!
It's Mi*noru Are you free today? Are you free tomorrow? Are you free in two days? Are you free in three days? Are you free in four days? When are you free? Am I bothering you? You're not looking for me? I made a deposit! Just kidding Are you free tomorrow? Acknowledge me! Oh, I wanna go to Panama Congratulations! You are a winner! You've won 5 million bales of rice! All the rice you can eat! Congratulations! You are a winner!
That's true.
Ahoge Elf Sister Pigtails Tsundere Ponytails Maid Yandere Cats Beauties
Music Images Games Movies Misc.
Copying... Preparing to copy...
Copying...
"Tsundere" to "Images"
Hours left
Minutes left
It's going pretty quickly.
Maybe it'll finish sooner than I thought...
Minutes left
"Tsundere" to "Images"
Copying...
It happens every time,
but it's so unreliable when it goes up and down!
Guess I'll have some cup ramen for a late night snack.
I got teased...
Hey.
Welcome.
I heard Konata and Yutaka caught a cold?
Oh dear.
You okay, Yutaka?
It's been a while since I've been sick.
Yo, Konata!
You alrig--
Oh Sis, welcome!
You don't have the energy for class,
but you have the energy to play games.
Uh, well...
You'd understand, right, Sis?
Hello!
So Minami-chan and friends are here to see her?
Thanks!
She's ill in bed this time,
but it's the first time Yutaka's been so spirited!
I'm thankful for ya, Minami-chan.
No, I didn't do anything...
She had some good friends in middle school, too.
But you must be especially congenial or something.
She's always mentioning you in conversation, Minami-chan.
I bet she really enjoys school these days.
Like they say, "Illness comes from the mind!"
I think people forget they're sick when they're having fun.
Hello!
So Minami-chan and friends are here to see her?
Thanks!
She's ill in bed this time,
but it's the first time Yutaka's been so spirited!
I'm thankful for ya, Minami-chan.
No, I didn't do anything...
She had some good friends in middle school, too.
But you must be especially congenial or something.
She's always mentioning you in conversation.
I bet she really enjoys school these days.
Minami-chan, and Tamura-san, and Patty-chan...
Welcome.
Are you okay?
Get well soon!
But I wonder why I'm such a weak person.
I don't like it when it makes people worry about me...
Nah,
that's what makes a lot of people want to protect you!
Oh, it might be good from other people's perspectives,
but it must be rough for the person in question!
It's like how people who have younger sisters...
...have trouble feeling younger-sister-moe!
Exactly!
There it is!
The attack of scorn from the common folk!
They're emitting the "they don't follow us" aura!
We can't help it, Senpai!
We're outlaws!
Speaking of worrying about shortcomings,
you're worried about having no boobs, right, Minami-chan?
Is that true?
Uh, um...
Don't they say boobs grow bigger if you massage them?
Oh, I heard about that!
A-Are you sure?
Minami-chan...
You're the only person I can ask something like this, Yutaka...
I-I'm going to touch it...
Control yourself...
Control youself, Me!
So you belong to that circle, Tamura-san?
Yes.
I participated in the last NatsuComi, as well.
NatsuComi = Summer Comiket
I've got some of your books.
Why, thank you.
Really?
I wanna see the manga that you drew, Tamura-san.
Sis, could I read them?
Oh, sur--
T-That might be...
Oh, but Hiyorin.
Doujin works are meant to be read!
Have mercy on me!
Just not to the general audience!
You shouldn't hide things, Hiyorin!
Amazing, isn't it?
Let's review.
Xylitol chewing gum has...
That's right, the ability to eliminate cavities.
That's because,
xylitol,
when it's consumed by the bacteria,
it takes the bacteria's
ATP
and depletes it. At the same time, the bacteria
in the cavity
is broken down
and--
If it's that good for your teeth,
I guess I'll give it a try.
I was chewing some gum to help my teeth,
when the filling in my teeth fell out,
and I have to visit the dentist...
Moe from the admirable and somewhat unlucky Miyuki-san.
There, there...
...and so Miyuki-san was crying today.
It was moetastic!
R-Really...
...Sis told me.
So that's why Miyuki-san was so gloomy.
I'm sorry for this person called Miyuki-san...
But I'm using that as material!
I haven't been able to come up with good material...
How do you make up material for manga?
There's no single method to it,
but I often reference my personal experience, I suppose.
P-Personal experience...?
You read it, didn't you?
Well, um...
You read it, didn't you!?
Um...
After I told her not to show it!
S-Sorry.
Those aren't personal experiences...
B-But...
There were a lot of good stories in them, and I enjoyed it.
Thanks...
I think they call it "deja vu."
There were parts that seemed like I had experienced them myself.
I'd like to read it, too.
Sorry!
I'm so sorry...
Those are probably based off of you guys...
Sensei, good morning...
What's wrong, Izumi?
All-night gaming again?
Or was it late-night anime?
There sure are a lot of late-night anime nowadays, don't you think?
Good times...
Can't you at least lie and say you were studying...
Seriously, I was even considering getting myself a DVD recorder.
No no, don't bother.
You'll never get around to watching 'em.
It's like a pile of games, then.
What!? What are you saying?
Listen, you better cut that out!
You've gotta be kidding me!
Just so you know,
I don't care what happens!
Hello?
You didn't hang up, right?
The reception had three bars, but I got disconnected...
I was being immature there.
Sorry.
Oh, and it's not like I hung up, either...
Here I am for another visit...
Let me see where it fell out.
We can just stick it back in there.
We'll be done quickly.
However,
there's one in the back that's about to become a cavity,
so let's start treatment on that too, okay?
What's wrong?
I just realized it,
but strawberries smell like shortcakes!
Wait, don't you mean shortcakes smell like strawberries?
From the strawberries inside.
H-Huh?
You find illusions like that sometimes.
Uncle, Sis, good morning!
Yuu-chan, morning!
Woof-Woof of the Day!
Wow, that's a lot of animals!
They were doing a pet special!
Up first...
A Welsh corgi named Coo-chan!
A corgi!
So cute!
The pet owner girl looks pretty good.
Her thigh-high socks are worth a lot of points.
Her zettai-ryouiki is nicely balanced, too.
zettai-ryouiki: The bare thighs between the socks and the skirt
I bet a gothic maid outfit would look good on her.
Then came the Siberian husky, Silviana-chan!
It's a husky!
You don't see them these days.
I really like them, too.
This girl's obviously a tsundere!
Very moe-inducing.
They always look like a tsundere when they wear pigtails.
You play games too, Kusakabe?
I like 'em, but I'm terrible.
Wanna play?
Hiiragi, you're good!
Amazing!
Whoa!
What was that?
No way!
Look, look!
Isn't Hiiragi amazing?
Really.
Are you serious?
Seeing her enjoying it this much...
This is impossible!
...makes me feel like a loser since I care so much about winning.
That's a classic!
It's stinky-moe!
Oh, Patricia-san.
Hey there!
You've been coming here quite often these days.
Patty's been researching a lot as a visiting student.
That's why I've been spending each day trying to explain to her the essence of Japanese culture.
The only thing you can teach her is a very very small subset of Japanese culture.
Otakus are the pride of Japanese culture!
I want to absorb as much as possible,
and take them home to America,
that's my mission!
That's right!
I'll approve of your spiritedness, at least...
Hey, Patricia-san,
what sort of music are you listening to while you're here?
Let's see...
Orange Ran**,
Chemist**,
Suneoha**,
Porno Graffi***,
L'Arc en C***,
*inn,
Night***,
among others.
I listen to a wide variety of Japanese artists!
That's a little unexpected.
But...
They all sang anime songs, didn't they?
You're sharp as expected, Konata!
And Patty, you only listen to their anime tracks, right?
I'd sure like a maid.
What?
A maid!
Oh, a maid.
You said you don't live in a dorm, but by yourself?
Yes.
With cooking, cleaning, manga, and anime, I'm so busy!
I guess if you're not used to all that to start with, you'd want to hire a housekeeper.
No, no.
Not a housekeeper, a maid!
Aren't they the same thing...
Absolutely not!
What did you learn in this country!?
Wait...
Could you be misunderstanding Japan...?
I-I can't give you this...
It's too oily.
He won't leave because he knows you're too soft, Minami.
Oh well.
Here, I'll give you this.
Eat slowly, now.
But now I feel a little lonely...
The class thinks she's quiet and scary,
but she's really kind, cool, and collected!
She's greatly admired by Kobayakawa-san of Izumi-san's family!
Is that so?
Minami-chan, here's a community notice!
Minami-chan is so cool and collected... isn't she!
Which reminds me, Izumi-san...
She seems cool and guarded,
but when you look at her with Yuu-chan,
you can tell that she's a very good person!
...she told me!
I'm sorry,
this is a sale item, and it's limited to one per customer.
Oh...
Minami-chan is so cool and guarded!
Oh, and Kagami-san and Tsukasa-san, too...
Minami-chan looks like she does everything quickly and perfectly.
It seems like there's nothing that Minami-chan can't do!
She's so cool, I adore her!
Minami-san receives adorations from Kagami-san and Tsukasa-san as well!
Mom?
The thing you asked for, it's limited to one per customer...
What?
Huh?
Huh...
Minami-chan does everything speedily and perfectly...!
Hey.
Yo.
Welcome!
What're you watching?
A mecha anime that I rented.
They look cool!
You sure like these things.
Well, I'm not actually interested in mecha.
What?
Not interested in mecha...
So why are you watching?
To grab the widest audience,
the latest mecha anime almost always feature...
...a cute boy or girl who, you know...
Can you even call that a mecha anime?
Okay, Hiiragi?
Got it?
You promised!
I'm counting on you tomorrow!
Yeah, yeah.
I'll deal with it.
Now, Misa-chan...
Hiiragi-san already agreed...
Perhaps you shouldn't keep pestering her.
But going by my prior experiences...
"I'll deal with it" is a line by people who don't intend to do it, right?
Sheesh, she's sharp about the strangest things...
Kagami-sama!
Let's stop by Gamers on the way home!
I don't have anything to buy today,
plus I'm busy, so I'll pass.
Come on.
Let's just stop by for a short while!
No!
Hey, hey.
Don't play with them.
Besides, they've got bookstores in your town, too.
Once you go to a specialty store,
don't you feel that a regular bookstore's a little lacking?
They might not have everything you want.
That's because the things you want are too obscure...
So? What are you buying?
Today...
It's this!
You sure watch a lot...
Nope, I haven't seen the anime.
But the moment I saw this cover,
I couldn't help thinking we're somehow connected.
It's been bothering me for a while!
What are you talking about?
But, you know...
I've finally come to appreciate buying albums by their covers.
I mean, you buy light novels by their covers, right?
Well, I can't deny it...
When it turns out to be good, you feel like you got a great deal,
and when it's not so good, you don't regret it since you bought it on a whim.
In other words...
It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance!
You might be pleased with that conclusion,
but you're stretching it.
Let's take it easy...
Is this a once-in-a-lifetime chance, too?
That was impressive.
Cover your mouth.
You can't really control sneezes...
I've never met someone who had such a cliché way of sneezing.
You know...
Even with sneezing, there's such a difference between us...
It's unfair!
Being cute is unfair, don't you think?
Stop messing with her.
It came full-circle and ended up smelling nice, ya know?
But I hear they've stopped it already.
You two get along so well.
Have you ever had a fight?
Yep!
Contrary to her looks, Ayano's scary when she's angry!
Oh, she's one of those people!
Makes sense.
Even you agree, Hiiragi-chan?
On the other hand...
You're scary to begin with, Hiiragi!
So I'm in that expected position...?
Minami-chan has the same time as you in the 100m dash, Sis!
Oh, really!
But...
If we were to race, I bet I'd win because of my chest!
Smooth
Flat
Flat-Chested Girls
P-Perhaps it'll be Minami-chan before that, because of her height?
I was ignored right there...
You agree, right, Hiiragi?
It's fun, right, Hiiragi?
What do you think, Hiiragi?
Misa-chan's "Don't answer me by mumbling,"
and Hiiragi-chan's "Don't bother me when I'm reading..."
It's making their voltage go up!
I must say, the characters in Japanese anime and games are full of moe, aren't they?
Yup.
Huh?
Isn't this image bugged up?
Nah, don't worry about it,
that's how it's supposed to be.
It still looks immoral...
Ahem!
You high schoolers, what game are you playing there?
What are you all doing?
It's not for you, Yuu-chan!
It's finished!
It's been a while since I last wrote a long journal entry.
And submit...
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You know.
I'm not going to be like some mother-in-law and scold you both...
Gloomy.
I don't care what happened along the way...
You two...
Remind me.
You two are the ones who worked together and built this show from the ground up, right?
And yet...
Did you seriously decide to destroy everything so close to the end?
Dejected.
I've done many things that made people call me dark...
But mediating a boring as shit fight like this is a first!
You hear me?
If we don't resolve this issue right now,
it's going to be a disgrace for me as well.
Hey, Shiraishi.
I apologize...
Gotouza-sama.
And what do you think, Akira?
I'm sorry about it, Gotou--...
I'm sorry, Gotouza-sama!
Well then,
let's do something about it here!
Okay?
Just one more show.
How about you go back to your roots and finish Lucky Channel?
Right?
How's that sound?
Unders--
Speak up!
I understand!
Alright, it's decided.
I'll leave the rest to you two.
Hope you two survive in the anime industry!
Well, I'll head home for now.
I'll talk to the producer myself.
Call me if anything happens again.
If you need 'em, I can lend you some of my guys.
Vroom.
Vroom vroom...
Gotouza-sama
Gotou Yuuko
Ending Credits: "Mikuru Transforms! And Battle!" Music: Kousaki Satoru Song: Shiraishi Minoru Cast: Shiraishi Minoru (Shiraishi Minoru) and Kogami Akira (Konno Hiromi) Planning: Shiraishi Minoru (Shiraishi Minoru)
Special Thanks Sugawara Keisuke (Oligoclase) Kasukabe Kyoei Senior High School SOS-dan Navel TYPE-MOON Broccoli
Next Episode
Well then, on the next Lucky Star...
Be quiet already!
Everyone, let's at least do the last one properly!
Are you even listening?
Hey!
Oh, never mind.
I'll do it myself!
Next time -- "T.B.A."
Wait, what!?
It's not decided yet!?